birdman escapes to fly another day

The new 20s album must be like subconsciously zoo themed because we had "living with a lion" and the forthcoming "pigs lie like people do." Anyway, busy busy morning. The following is an actual text conversation, only the names have been changed...

Robbie- hey, didn't see you last night! Guess you were out getting dudes drunk enough to make out with you in public!

Rabby- haha

Robbie- kick rocks, xoxo birdman

Rabby- I will.

Robbie- wonderful

Rabby- :)

Rabby- you weren't drunk before the few times we hung out.

Robbie- you're right. Sometimes I was stoned.

Rabby- you're an asshole.

Robbie- agreed.

Rabby- So why were we hanging out?

Robbie- Truth is I was bored and you were easy and cheaper than a hooker and you even made outcalls.

Rabby- drop dead

Robbie- see you at the bar ;)